Proper email behavior--Follow it.
If you're going to email us, don't send us crap. Please state you FIRST NAME and LAST INITIAL and WHY YOU ARE EMAILING US. And please don't randomly ask for permission to see either Blue Lightning or the work-in-progress of Northward Ho! on Google Docs. If you don't follow these criteria when emailing us, don't expect to get anything back, or at most, an email saying, "Who the hell is this?" Please. No spam.
Ben Barush
Co-author/editor Email: [email protected] (don't send too many unrelated emails to me, Evan already does that) Add me on Facebook if you wish, but don't call me. |
Terry "Hteer" DuBois
A.K.A. Figureitout Guy (our French intern) Email: [email protected] Add him on Facebook! Email him constantly! Visit his website (terrygamez.weebly.com) and comment on his blog! |
Intern working in finance.Email: [email protected]
Annoy him. Or, rather, don't. His people will put you in timeout. Permanently.
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Scotch Bingington
A.K.A Max Lustig
Email: [email protected] (707) 653-6433
Name: "Nougami Neuro"
Occupation: Detective
Species: Demon and/or cat
There is a book series written about me: http://www.mangareader.net/640/majin-tantei-nougami-neuro.html
Name: "Nougami Neuro"
Occupation: Detective
Species: Demon and/or cat
There is a book series written about me: http://www.mangareader.net/640/majin-tantei-nougami-neuro.html
^^^This is incredibly accurate in describing Scotch.
^^^This, however, is not.
Rackety Tam
Badass security squirrel
Email: [email protected]
Occupation: Security Guard of Redwall Abbey and both WIN! offices.
Species: BAMF Squirrel Nevilleius Squirrelus
Email: [email protected]
Occupation: Security Guard of Redwall Abbey and both WIN! offices.
Species: BAMF Squirrel Nevilleius Squirrelus
Primary Office
WIN! Publishing Company, 42 Fail Street, Portland, OR 97205-4283
~Focuses on all the stuff a publishing company should, so that our other two offices don't have to. As well as being the epicenter for Awesomeness and the best place to be Okasfahged (That's what I'm talking about!!), which is why Ben is stationed here.
~Focuses on all the stuff a publishing company should, so that our other two offices don't have to. As well as being the epicenter for Awesomeness and the best place to be Okasfahged (That's what I'm talking about!!), which is why Ben is stationed here.
Portland: Hell Yes
This building is 29 stories high, has the worlds largest coffee shop and is made entirely of Legos. Not only does it have enough caffeine to keep even me awake, we pride ourselves on an impenetrable security system. We have Rackety Tam, (see above bio) who can defeat any foe and a floor made of legos, so it can only be crossed by me, with my special padded shoes, unless you want to step on a lego, bitch.
Staff at our Portland office, doing what any WIN! employee does best--winning.
Secondary Office
WIN! Publishing Company, 24 Penguin Way, Friday Harbor, WA 98250-7247
~Focuses on Canada, kelp, Orcas, and basically the Pacific Northwest. Otherwise known as the "Party Office", Evan is stationed here.
~Focuses on Canada, kelp, Orcas, and basically the Pacific Northwest. Otherwise known as the "Party Office", Evan is stationed here.
Employees at our Friday Harbor office, relaxing in the lunch room. Easy to see why Evan works here, yes?
Tertiary Office
WIN! Publishing Company, Farallon National Wildlife Refuge, Southeast Farallon, San Francisco, CA 94109-2841
~Focuses on international exportation, protection of the Farallones, and GREAT WHITE SHARKS (a.k.a. BAMFs)
~Focuses on international exportation, protection of the Farallones, and GREAT WHITE SHARKS (a.k.a. BAMFs)
The ancient Light Keeper's houses, now home to this WIN! office and personnel, as view from Tower Hill.
Quaternary
WIN!Publishing Company, St. George Reef Lighthouse, Crescent City, CA 95531-7646
~ Our intern housing facility, focuses on experimentation, hazing, genetic engineering, gardening, whatever you want, and Donald Trump impersonations, all of which are preformed on the interns themselves. Known as the "Prison Block" by WIN!ers.
~ Our intern housing facility, focuses on experimentation, hazing, genetic engineering, gardening, whatever you want, and Donald Trump impersonations, all of which are preformed on the interns themselves. Known as the "Prison Block" by WIN!ers.
The "Prison Block" during an average day of work, featuring particularly calm weather.