This is an update regarding my (Ben's) life. Yesterday I went to my middle school to visit then walked around Napa for an hour or two. After that I sat around for a while then logically proved one our interns *cough, Scotch, cough* is a complete and utter blithering idiot. After that I went to a Napa High Band halftime show (Evan's in the band), with a football game in the background. Any who, I talked to my band friends (Meigan and Gavin) and went to Denny's afterwards (with Evan) and eventually got home around 1:24 am, where I immediately began reading for a few hours before sleeping. When I woke up at 6:38 am, I proceeded with my reading for awhile before drinking my morning tea and going to tennis where I beat everyone. When I got home I got on the internet and stayed there. Throughout the day I thoroughly wasted my time in more ways than Hteer DuBois can count (about 4) and then decided to pull an all-nigher for the sheer hell of it. Seeing as I would be up late, I decided to update the blog, because around 3:56 my creative muse hits me, plus I'm funnier when I'm tired, which, come to think of it, is always. Any who, this is the summary of my weekend so far, now go buy a copy of my book, or I'll bruise your favorite fruit with a Frenchman, if the French can really be considered men.